Can i not drive my cunt home
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
organizing the empties. That sober.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
