i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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