She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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