Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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