I am in a vortex of obligation.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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