I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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