at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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