he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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