"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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