everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You ruined the universe
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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