Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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