RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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