Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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