you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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