If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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