Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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