Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I looked at my own cervix.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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