butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving