it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month