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Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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