So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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