Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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