So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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