eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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