Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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