with your own penis?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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