How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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