He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just had sex on a roof
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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