i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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