this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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