I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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