It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
try to milk me bitch
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
