At least make sure they are 18
Why
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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