I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You left your underwear on the fireplace
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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