i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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