508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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