the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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