Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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