i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Houston, we have a squirter
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
