Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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