Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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