ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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