I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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