Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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