i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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