Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka