wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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