i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.