True but thats because hes a fetus.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.