you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?