I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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