After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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