he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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