Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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