dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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