i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
