I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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