I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
