once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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