Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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