He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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