I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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