Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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